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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor!
Doctor who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marie!
Marie who?
Marie the one you love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mr!
Mr who!
Missed her at the bus stop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olaf!
Olaf who?
Olaf you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Evan!
Evan who?
Evan and earth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys it's my last joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don't want to play?