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Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF
Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas
Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white
Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"
Your Mom is so poor she can't even pay attention
Your Mom's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Your Mom is so poor she had to put her cardboard box on a second mortgage
Your Mom's so poor I walked in her front door and went out the back
Your Mom's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Your Mom's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Your Mom's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Your mom is so poor she lives in a triangular box because she cannot afford the other side
Your Mom's house is so small the welcome mat only has room for "W E L"
Your Mom's house is so small somebody spit through a window and everybody got wet
Your Mom's house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it
Your Mom's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Your Mom is so greasy she glides when she walks
Your mom is like a mosquito, when you slap her she stops sucking
Your mom is like a tissue, ya only use her once
Your Mom is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth
Your Mom is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck
Your Mom is like crack she's sold everywhere!
Your Mom is like shareware, try before you buy
Your Mom is like the internet, thousands of people can be on her at once
Your Mom is like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day
Your Mom is like the ocean - big, wet, and smells like fish
Your Mom is like a pool table, she'll rack your balls for a quarter
Your Mom's like a TV. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Your Mom's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the cuntry!
Your Mom's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter
Your Mom's like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Your Mom's like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck
Your Mom's like Kix, kid tested, mother approved
Your Mom's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail
Your Mom's so fat she got stuck to the toilet when she flushed
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